me and nes and steak tar tar
going to the movies gonna watch avatar
at the concession stand deciding what to buy
everything looks good cause we're all fucking high
we pool our funds together gonna get what we can
won't you guys go ahead and slap that cash in my hand
12 bucks between us not a lot we can get
you cheap bastards wish i hadda known it when we met
a big tub of coke and a bucket of popcorn
with our last dollar ninety-eight we save it for some porn
the lights have gone out the theatre is dark
the movie is on and to my right comes a well prepared fart
i can't help but laugh as the chick behind me says "who the hell"
and wafting in the air like a thief in the night is a greasy shit smell
not to let my buddies down, i wait a couple minutes and it's my turn
with a nonchalant raise of my ass i execute a perfect turn and burn
with a cloud of swamp gas hanging in the air courtesy of nes and me
somebody cries "this shit ain't fair, i paid extra to watch in 3 D"
and without warning comes a smell that can only be described as the fart to end all farts
a fart so bad that even nes and me point our fingers and blame steak tar tar
steak just shrugs as the theatre empties, says it's the theatre slop
and thanks to me nes and steak tar tar avatar becomes a box office flop
back outside, figuring out what to do with our last dollar ninety-eight
up walks this chick who doesn't look so great
she's so mad and pointing her finger saying we're all dead
i can't help but ask if she'd be willing to give us all head
she puts her hands on her hips, at a loss for words
tells us we ain't nothing but a bunch of slimy turds
even though she's got a beat up ugly face, she does have some nice
and suddenly, like the voice of God, nes says "I've got it, it's your face bitch that reminds me of my last shit!"
The End
going to the movies gonna watch avatar
at the concession stand deciding what to buy
everything looks good cause we're all fucking high
we pool our funds together gonna get what we can
won't you guys go ahead and slap that cash in my hand
12 bucks between us not a lot we can get
you cheap bastards wish i hadda known it when we met
a big tub of coke and a bucket of popcorn
with our last dollar ninety-eight we save it for some porn
the lights have gone out the theatre is dark
the movie is on and to my right comes a well prepared fart
i can't help but laugh as the chick behind me says "who the hell"
and wafting in the air like a thief in the night is a greasy shit smell
not to let my buddies down, i wait a couple minutes and it's my turn
with a nonchalant raise of my ass i execute a perfect turn and burn
with a cloud of swamp gas hanging in the air courtesy of nes and me
somebody cries "this shit ain't fair, i paid extra to watch in 3 D"
and without warning comes a smell that can only be described as the fart to end all farts
a fart so bad that even nes and me point our fingers and blame steak tar tar
steak just shrugs as the theatre empties, says it's the theatre slop
and thanks to me nes and steak tar tar avatar becomes a box office flop
back outside, figuring out what to do with our last dollar ninety-eight
up walks this chick who doesn't look so great
she's so mad and pointing her finger saying we're all dead
i can't help but ask if she'd be willing to give us all head
she puts her hands on her hips, at a loss for words
tells us we ain't nothing but a bunch of slimy turds
even though she's got a beat up ugly face, she does have some nice
and suddenly, like the voice of God, nes says "I've got it, it's your face bitch that reminds me of my last shit!"
The End
me and nes and steak tar tar
going to the movies gonna watch avatar
at the concession stand deciding what to buy
everything looks good cause we're all fucking high
we pool our funds together gonna get what we can
won't you guys go ahead and slap that cash in my hand
12 bucks between us not a lot we can get
you cheap bastards wish i hadda known it when we met
a big tub of coke and a bucket of popcorn
with our last dollar ninety-eight we save it for some porn
the lights have gone out the theatre is dark
the movie is on and to my right comes a well prepared fart
i can't help but laugh as the chick behind me says "who the hell"
and wafting in the air like a thief in the night is a greasy shit smell
not to let my buddies down, i wait a couple minutes and it's my turn
with a nonchalant raise of my ass i execute a perfect turn and burn
with a cloud of swamp gas hanging in the air courtesy of nes and me
somebody cries "this shit ain't fair, i paid extra to watch in 3 D"
and without warning comes a smell that can only be described as the fart to end all farts
a fart so bad that even nes and me point our fingers and blame steak tar tar
steak just shrugs as the theatre empties, says it's the theatre slop
and thanks to me nes and steak tar tar avatar becomes a box office flop
back outside, figuring out what to do with our last dollar ninety-eight
up walks this chick who doesn't look so great
she's so mad and pointing her finger saying we're all dead
i can't help but ask if she'd be willing to give us all head
she puts her hands on her hips, at a loss for words
tells us we ain't nothing but a bunch of slimy turds
even though she's got a beat up ugly face, she does have some nice
and suddenly, like the voice of God, nes says "I've got it, it's your face bitch that reminds me of my last shit!"
The End
Content is pretty good, meter is abysmal.
....buuuttttttttt
In the light of recent events I thought i'd take the time
to clear my tainted name, in the form of a rhyme
Now it's true I saw a movie, with Sooner, and steak Tartar
and I may have been stoned but I sure wasnt the farter
And then this clown has the gall to call steak and I broke
with his paperbag of stale popcorn and a hot 2 liter of coke
I know it was dark and I was pretty damn stoned
but I saw that same paperbag when we picked you up at your home
and now that I think about it that label was pretty faded
and the coke tasted like the sweat of this black girl i dated
And what a fucking coincidence that right after the movie
you paid me that $12 you owed me for that meth and a doobie
But hey Im not one to judge...hell Im even from Missouri
but after a couple of drinks of that coke shit started getting blurry
Im not sure what happened but I woke up at home
with a sensitive dick and holding a big rubber bone
There were two empty bottles of wine, and a pair of tweezers
..you know, the kind designed for jacking off two geezers
At first I was concerned for the sanctity of my anus
put a quick review showed that all the rings were in their places
Turns out that I passed out, right before the fun began
which ended with steak getting rammed up the can
I mean I guess a finger's ok if a lady is present
but sooner's crusty cock wouldnt strike me as pleasant
but I could be wrong, steak didnt seem to be offended
as Sooner used his member in ways god never intended
But then as the effects of the roofy started to wear
and the last string of steak's anal elastic began to tear
I realized the werent the two posters I thought
and recognized the whiney bastard and the one with severe tooth rot
It wasnt steaks bloody ass at all, nor Sooner's dick with shit
it was the same two fags as always: Kidman and Festering Zit
In the light of recent events I thought i'd take the time
to clear my tainted name, in the form of a rhyme
Now it's true I saw a movie, with Sooner, and steak Tartar
and I may have been stoned but I sure wasnt the farter
And then this clown has the gall to call steak and I broke
with his paperbag of stale popcorn and a hot 2 liter of coke
I know it was dark and I was pretty damn stoned
but I saw that same paperbag when we picked you up at your home
and now that I think about it that label was pretty faded
and the coke tasted like the sweat of this black girl i dated
And what a fucking coincidence that right after the movie
you paid me that $12 you owed me for that meth and a doobie
But hey Im not one to judge...hell Im even from Missouri
but after a couple of drinks of that coke shit started getting blurry
Im not sure what happened but I woke up at home
with a sensitive dick and holding a big rubber bone
There were two empty bottles of wine, and a pair of tweezers
..you know, the kind designed for jacking off two geezers
At first I was concerned for the sanctity of my anus
put a quick review showed that all the rings were in their places
Turns out that I passed out, right before the fun began
which ended with steak getting rammed up the can
I mean I guess a finger's ok if a lady is present
but sooner's crusty cock wouldnt strike me as pleasant
but I could be wrong, steak didnt seem to be offended
as Sooner used his member in ways god never intended
But then as the effects of the roofy started to wear
and the last string of steak's anal elastic began to tear
I realized the werent the two posters I thought
and recognized the whiney bastard and the one with severe tooth rot
It wasnt steaks bloody ass at all, nor Sooner's dick with shit
it was the same two fags as always: Kidman and Festering Zit
This is how it really went down.
I was just coming from shopping,it always gets me excited
When out the corner of my eye I thought I saw someone I reconizded
It was NES,Sooner and Steak Tar Tar
Standing in line at the movies to watch Avatar
The first two had on shorts,hats and a tank,the other one just looked like he stank.
As I saw them walk through the ticket gate,
I thought,what the hell, I'll investigate
So I got my pass and followed them in
Everyone waited for the show to begin
As I sat there thinking,something started stinking
A smell so rank, as rank as death
but after a few minutes I was able to catch my breath
then like a 12 gauge ,I was blasted right back
but this time I failed to get my breath back
I heard people complaining,gagging and moaning
One of the trio shouted out,"you all need a good boning!"
During all the commotion I was reading a text
Even if I'd eaten a shit pie,it could not have prepared me for what came next
From the lowest depths of all that is disgusting
I heard ,what must have been Tar Tar Ass busting
My nose hairs singed,my whole face cringed,I jumped up and got the hell out but wanted revenge!
So I went to my car and put on a disguise
A womans wig,some fake breasts and thunder thighs.
..the guys were comig out and looking around
So I went up to them and stood my ground
One of them offered me 1.98 to blow them all down
I said no but for that ,I'll tell you what
I'll let each one of you lick my butt
They got all excited and said"yea I guess that works"
When the last one was done licking my bum,I laughed loudly and said"Guess what!,......I got a dick jerks!!!!"
I was just coming from shopping,it always gets me excited
When out the corner of my eye I thought I saw someone I reconizded
It was NES,Sooner and Steak Tar Tar
Standing in line at the movies to watch Avatar
The first two had on shorts,hats and a tank,the other one just looked like he stank.
As I saw them walk through the ticket gate,
I thought,what the hell, I'll investigate
So I got my pass and followed them in
Everyone waited for the show to begin
As I sat there thinking,something started stinking
A smell so rank, as rank as death
but after a few minutes I was able to catch my breath
then like a 12 gauge ,I was blasted right back
but this time I failed to get my breath back
I heard people complaining,gagging and moaning
One of the trio shouted out,"you all need a good boning!"
During all the commotion I was reading a text
Even if I'd eaten a shit pie,it could not have prepared me for what came next
From the lowest depths of all that is disgusting
I heard ,what must have been Tar Tar Ass busting
My nose hairs singed,my whole face cringed,I jumped up and got the hell out but wanted revenge!
So I went to my car and put on a disguise
A womans wig,some fake breasts and thunder thighs.
..the guys were comig out and looking around
So I went up to them and stood my ground
One of them offered me 1.98 to blow them all down
I said no but for that ,I'll tell you what
I'll let each one of you lick my butt
They got all excited and said"yea I guess that works"
When the last one was done licking my bum,I laughed loudly and said"Guess what!,......I got a dick jerks!!!!"
here in the depths of the RX Forum, in the midst of politics and gloom
come a group of poets like you've never seen, preaching of flatulent doom
once there was just one, now I count two, no three, no four
all looking to leave their mark, hey guys, let's go in on some whores
as i sit here working hard and trying to get drunk on only 5 beers
i can't help but shake my head as i'm alone yet surrounded by queers
wasting my time, looking for words that will rhyme, and not caring if they make sense
I look at my dog and he looks at me, and I can tell he's dying to drop a load on the other side of the fence
It's almost time to grab that last beer and I do despair as my buzz has just begun
Oh God oh God, why did I not go make a beer run
come a group of poets like you've never seen, preaching of flatulent doom
once there was just one, now I count two, no three, no four
all looking to leave their mark, hey guys, let's go in on some whores
as i sit here working hard and trying to get drunk on only 5 beers
i can't help but shake my head as i'm alone yet surrounded by queers
wasting my time, looking for words that will rhyme, and not caring if they make sense
I look at my dog and he looks at me, and I can tell he's dying to drop a load on the other side of the fence
It's almost time to grab that last beer and I do despair as my buzz has just begun
Oh God oh God, why did I not go make a beer run
i was out all night drinking my wine
some say green beer only and i say thats fine
but for your health alone
wine is most definitley the way to go
i met nes and soonerdawg at the bar up the street
and an odd thing happened when nes said smell my feet
dawg got pissed and stormed away
and i asked nes is he really gay?
nes said no but my feet are his addiction
then FZIT showed and said the same i sensed friction
so i apologized to both as i left the seedy bar
and said suck my dick just like tony mar
some say green beer only and i say thats fine
but for your health alone
wine is most definitley the way to go
i met nes and soonerdawg at the bar up the street
and an odd thing happened when nes said smell my feet
dawg got pissed and stormed away
and i asked nes is he really gay?
nes said no but my feet are his addiction
then FZIT showed and said the same i sensed friction
so i apologized to both as i left the seedy bar
and said suck my dick just like tony mar
